TRANSMISSION TERMINAL

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

ALIEN COMMAND NEEDS THE STORY BEFORE DECIDING WHETHER EARTH DESERVES INTERVENTION.

01

CHOOSE YOUR MISSION

Free Call Submission. Reality Check. Roast. Breakup. Intervention. Shoutout. Or whatever questionable category your situation belongs in.

02

TELL ME ABOUT THE HUMAN

Give Alien Command only the information needed to understand and review the mission.

03

WHAT HAPPENED?

Don’t give me the sanitized version. I can’t work with bullshit.

04

WHAT DO YOU WANT THE ALIEN TO SAY?

Give us the important talking points. Alien Command retains creative and editorial control.

05

EVIDENCE / AMMUNITION — OPTIONAL

Supporting material may help us review the mission. Private uploads should never automatically become public.

06

CLASSIFICATION

KEEP THIS SHIT CLASSIFIED or request consideration for CLEARED FOR EARTH TRANSMISSION. Publication may still require additional permissions.

WANT ALIEN COMMAND’S ATTENTION?

STANDARD TRANSMISSION — FREE

Enters the normal review queue. No guarantee Alien Command will accept or act on it.

⚡ PRIORITY TRANSMISSION — $111

$111 DOES NOT BUY A CALL.
It buys priority review by Alien Command.

What happens after that depends on how interesting your bullshit is.

⚠ BEFORE YOU TRANSMIT

I am 18 or older. I have read and agree to the Alien Command Rules. I confirm the information I provide is truthful to the best of my knowledge and that I am authorized to provide submitted materials. I understand that submitting a mission or purchasing Priority Transmission does not guarantee a call. I understand that Alien Command may reject, modify, stop, or decline a mission under the Alien Command Rules.

👽 ENTER THE TRANSMISSION FORM

Accept all 5 requirements to unlock the transmission form.

These confirmations control access to the form. The private submission form should also record the operative terms acceptance for the mission record.