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👽 Submit Request
You send it. The Alien decides.
Transmit
A Mission
Got something somebody needs to hear? Send the transmission. The Alien might make the call.
1. What's The Mission?
What do you want the Alien to do? *
Deliver bad news
Deliver good news
Give a reality check
Confess something
Apologize for me
Ask an awkward question
Settle an argument
Break the news
Surprise someone
Other
Tell me what happened. *
Don't include passwords, financial information, Social Security numbers, medical records, or other highly sensitive data.
2. Who Are We Calling?
First name / nickname *
Phone number *
Private. Never displayed publicly.
How do you know them?
Friend
Partner / Ex
Family
Coworker
Neighbor
Someone I'm dating
Other
Do they know this call might be coming?
Absolutely not
They might suspect something
Yes
👽 Private Transmission:
The recipient's phone number is kept private and is never displayed on public pages or public search results.
3. What Should I Tell Them?
If the Alien could say one thing, what should it be? *
Tone
Gentle
Balanced
Direct
Chaotic
Alien's freedom
Stick closely to my message
You can improvise
Full Alien Mode 👽
4. Your Transmission Details
Your name *
Private.
Your email *
Private. Used only to follow up about your request.
Your phone (optional)
Private.
Privacy by design:
Your phone number, email, and the recipient's phone number are never included on public episode pages. Private mission details are available only inside Alien Command to authorized staff.
I confirm I am 18 or older. *
I confirm the information I provided is truthful to the best of my knowledge. *
I understand submission does not guarantee a call or publication, and any recording/publication must comply with applicable consent, privacy, and other laws. *
Transmit Mission 👽
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