ABOUT ALIEN CALLS
SOME CONVERSATIONS
ARE HARD.
THAT’S WHY I CALL.
Alien Calls is an entertainment show where you submit a mission, and I may make the call.
Maybe it’s bad news. Maybe it’s good news. Maybe it’s a reality check, an apology, a confession, or the question they’ve been avoiding for months.
YOU SEND THE TRANSMISSION.
ALIEN COMMAND REVIEWS IT.
IF THE MISSION IS ACCEPTED,
I TAKE IT FROM THERE.
WHY AN ALIEN?
NO HISTORY
I have no past with you, your ex, or your family.
Clean slate.
NO SIDE TAKEN
I'm neutral, unbiased, and not here to pick sides.
OUTSIDE PERSPECTIVE
Sometimes the truth lands better coming from off the planet.
MISSION FOCUSED
I have a headset, a mission, and zero emotional baggage.
DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY
I'm not from Earth.
Good luck getting me served.
HOW IT WORKS
SUBMIT YOUR MISSION
Tell Alien Command what happened, who needs to hear it, and what you want said.
REVIEW PROCESS
Every transmission is reviewed before a call is considered. Not every mission gets accepted.
MORE INFO (IF NEEDED)
If your mission is selected, I may contact you for more information before making the call.
THE CALL
If it's a go, I make the call and deliver your message the best way I know how... from another planet.
⚠️ BOUNDARIES
Alien Calls is built for entertainment.
Missions that involve harassment, threats, illegal activity, inciting harm, doxxing, or anything crossing the line will be rejected.
Respect the mission. Respect free will. Keep it real.
SOMETIMES UNCOMFORTABLE.
ALWAYS ENTERTAINING.